You've heard of Darfur, and know that something pretty bad is going on there. Maybe George Clooney and Matt Damon went there? You definitely get those emails from ONE with Bono in them. They make those black and white commercials and everyone wears tight t-shirts. God, that's powerful. U2's last CD was awesome.
Does Angelina Jolie get her kids from here? Wait, I think they're mostly Asian. At least the little one with the mohawk is. He's adorable!
Madonna. That's it. She's the one who stole that African baby.
